in an office: toilet out of order...... please use floor below
notice in health food shop window: closed due to illness
in a London department store: bargain basement upstairs
notice in health food shop window: closed due to illness
in a London department store: bargain basement upstairs
spotted in a safari park: elephants please stay in your car
in a factory:
would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken
in a laundromat:
automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out
in a workplace:
after tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
outside a secondhand shop:
we exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
notice in a farmer's field:
in a workplace:
after tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
outside a secondhand shop:
we exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
notice in a farmer's field:
the farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
on a repair shop door:
we can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
on a repair shop door:
we can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
